Don't Eat Canadian Bacon!!!

[Viper from Vancouver]

In the past 10-15 years around 50 prostitutes have gone missing from the streets of Vancouver. All of these women have been presumed dead. There has been an inverstigation for years on who was the likely killer. Recently they have tracked down the man responsible for the deaths of these women. The man they have detained is Robert Pickton. This guy owns a pig farm just outside of Vancouver. The police believethat he fed the pigs the dead bodies in order to get rid of the evidence. Pigs will eat anything you give them. These pigs then get sent to the slaughter house and end up in a grocery store near you. Next time you are chomping down a BLT, think of this story. It has been in the papers the last month or so and I'll try and get a good article for ya

[Adept]

No wonder my bacon always tastes skanky.

I thought that was just becasue i'd always had bacon with morning after sex with your mom viper!

[Viper from Vancouver]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Adept:
No wonder my bacon always tastes skanky.

I thought that was just becasue i'd always had bacon with morning after sex with your mom viper!</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>


Your smack is coming along nicely.
Those mom jokes are a killer

[The Ghost of Troubled Joe]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Adept:
No wonder my bacon always tastes skanky.

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It might also explain those "mysterious" cold sores you get.

[yt1300inHtown]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Viper from Vancouver:



Your smack is coming along nicely.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

Seriously dude, don't encourage him. You did a good job that smack thread you started, but don't start handing out accolades just yet.


<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Viper from Vancouver:

Those mom jokes are a killer</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

WHAT are you doing? That REALLY pisses ole' Adept off. He might come kill you or rape your sister.

[Duke Santos]

i dont eat pork.

[Patty In Modesto]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Duke Santos:
i dont eat pork.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

I've never had sex with Vipetard's mom either

[Viper from Vancouver]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Patty In Modesto:


I've never had sex with Vipetard's mom either</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

Wow, she's about the only one that you have not slept with!! Good job ya whore bag

[yt1300inHtown]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Viper from Vancouver:


Wow, she's about the only one that you have not slept with!! Good job ya whore bag</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'm sorry...are you attempting to smack Patty here?

[Patty In Modesto]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Viper from Vancouver:


Wow, she's about the only one that you have not slept with!! Good job ya whore bag</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

Uh...thanks?